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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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