After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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