i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Let's get the cat blown out
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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