Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
