Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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