I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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