she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
