We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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