I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
