so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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