Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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