only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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