apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
