rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
being pregnant is like rehab
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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