she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so explain again why im purple
no
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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