Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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