Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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