you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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