lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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