On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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