There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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