My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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