So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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