Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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