I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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