omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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