with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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