I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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