I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
