i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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