When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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