arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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