HIV tests are more positive than that guy
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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