So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm sobbing to NWA
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
