No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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