Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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