anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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