On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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