Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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