Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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