I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Shame is for Republicans.
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