That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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