I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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