think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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