So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
