marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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