Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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