butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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