I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I would ride that face into the sunset
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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