Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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