2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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