you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
