would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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