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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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