If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
