i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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