If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My feet surprised me
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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