it hurts more in the daytime
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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